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Response to the App. Soc. professor being...
captainkabluey: I am currently in this class, and I was there for the documentary. Read More
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“Forget about your boyfriend, and meet me at the hotel room.”
– Pitbull (via engel-der-musik)
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“They on my music, but not my mind.”
– Pitbull
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The best dialogue I have ever seen
What is the best food you ever ate
Stranger 1: sandwich
Stranger 2: European shnitzle
Stranger 2: Why a sandwich?
Stranger 1: idk is simple and tastes good
Stranger 1: and easy to mak
Stranger 1: *make
Stranger 2: So that makes it the best food you ever ate? I hope you're young and havne't lived too many years
Stranger 1: yeah
Stranger 1: i know
Stranger 1: but sometimes
Stranger 1: the best foods are expensive
Stranger 1: if u wanna live cool be cool by yourself
Stranger 1: and eat what u think is cool
Stranger 1: sandwiches r cool
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“This morning, im sure I pee’d for atleast 1minute and 30secs. Longest pissing...”
– (via cudlife)
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WatchWatch
captainkabluey: SMURFY VERSUS JASON: THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY Filmed from 2005-2011, it is a time-travel epic of the highest order, BECAUSE IT’S THE ONLY ONE THAT IS REAL. There are parts in the middle that are dark (I mean you can’t see anything), but I recommend this more than breathing. REBLOG. 
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“Enough ladies. I get it. You have periods.”
– Two and a Half Men co-creator Lee Aronsohn’s tells THR he doesn’t much care for lady-centric sitcoms. (via newsweek) He applauded women like Whitney Cummings, Chelsea Handler and Tina Fey securing a voice to discuss formerly taboo subjects on TV. “But we’re approaching peak vagina on television,...
Apr 2nd
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avoid surveillance. eject the drive.
frankocean: reformat them and burn them. employ your memory again. hahaha. yea right. fuuck, the age we’re in. if i were a young man in the 70’s i probably would’ve worn bellbottoms too..odds are there’d only be a few personal accounts or a sun burned photo to prove it. to the young human in these times..mind your silhouettes. them shit’s will be high def than a bitch when you’re reminiscing in...
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