Daniel and I did another episode of the podcast in which we discuss pop music. In this episode, Daniel goes on a lengthy tirade against Toby Keith’s ‘Red Solo Cup’, and I muse on the potential future of Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger. Listen to it!
My name is Derek Huss. I have been an avid metal fan for years. After posting to a dry crowd on Twitter and Facebook, I decided to create this Tumblr to share my love for the greatest music genre to anyone who cares to read (and listen!). So, strap in, get a good pair of speakers, and prepare. If you are a metal fan, welcome. If you are new to the genre, I hope to make a follower out of you.
just realized that i the first sentence in my last entry read ‘sold school binders’ instead of ‘old school binders’. nothing deflates your fantasy of being a cool, lowercase-using, detached tumblr cool guy than a typo.
Going through some old school binders, and I found this. I don’t know why it exists, but here it is.
On a dark and windy night, a young man named Jason is relaxing alone inside his house. Suddenly, he hears a strange noise outside his house. He tries to ignore it, but when it persists, he grabs a flashlight and decides to investigate.
He walks through his house and leaves through the front door. He turns on the flashlight and looks around
Suddenly, he hears a noise off to the left. It sounds like a loud rustling off in the bushes. He shines his light over in that direction, but doesn’t see anything. He is a little confused, but not too worried just yet.
He keeps looking around, and he hears another rustling noise, louder this time, and off to the right. He shines the flashlight over there, and notices a small amount of movement in the bushes.
He begins to become worried. He calls to see if anyone is there, but there is no answer. He calls again, but [all] he hears in response is a muted growling noise. For some reason, he approaches the trees near his house, gripped by a morbid curiosity.
He calls out again, quieter this time, still hoping to discover a mundane cause for these mysterious happenings. He hears the growl again, and turns and points the flashlight towards the sound.
Standing in front of him is a large, hairy beast that too closely resembles a werewolf to be called anything but that. Jason stares in shock as the werewolf raises his head and lets forth the cry of…
Jason is suddenly unfrozen, and a look of confusion comes over his face. “Smurfy?” He asks. “Is that you?”
"Yeah dude its me." The werewolf replies. "You wanna watch a movie?"
"Uh, I don’t think so," Jason replies, pointing out that his friend is now something of a monstrosity. HE walks back inside.
"Dude, come on. Let me in your house," the beast cries. "Dude! I’m so itchy! Dude! Duuuude! Duuuuuuuuuuude!" His words transform into a ghoulish howl.